Text Box: Bailey School Kids
By:  Debbie Dadey
Text Box: Vampires don’t wear polka dots		   	
Werewolves don’t go to Summer Camp	   	   
Santa Claus doesn’t mop floors	             	   
Leprechauns don’t play basketball		   
Ghouls don’t eat potato chips		  	   
Frankenstein doesn’t plant petunias	   	
Aliens don’t wear braces			   	   
Genies don’t ride bicycles			   
Pirates don’t wear pink sunglasses		   
 Witches don’t do back flips		              
 Skeletons don’t play tubas			   
 Cupids don’t flip hamburgers		   	   
 Gremlins don’t chew bubble gum	   	   
 Monsters don’t scuba dive			   
 Zombies don’t play soccer			   
 Dracula doesn’t drink lemonade		   
 Elves don’t wear hard hats			   
 Martians don’t take temperatures		   
 Gargoyles don’t drive buses			   
 Wizards don’t need computers				
 Mummies don’t coach softball			   
 Cyclops doesn’t roller skate			
 Angels don’t know Karate
 Dragons don’t cook pizza
 Bigfoot doesn’t square dance
 Mermaids don’t run track

BSK Prequel Readers:  Coming Soon!

1. Ghosts Do Splash in Puddles

2. Reindeer Do wear striped underwear

3. Cupid does eat chocolate-covered snails

4. Pirates do ride green scooters

Coming Soon:

5.  Dragons do eat homework

6.  Wizards do roast turkeys

7.  Vampires do hunt marshmallow bunnies

27. Bogeymen don’t play football

28. Unicorns don’t give sleigh rides

29. Knights don’t teach piano

30. Hercules doesn’t pull teeth

31. Ghouls don’t scoop ice cream

32. Phantoms don’t drive sports cares

33. Giants don’t go snowboarding

34. Frankenstein doesn’t slam hockey pucks

35. Trolls don’t ride roller coasters

36. Wolfmen don’t hula dance

37. Goblins don’t play video games

38. Ninjas don’t bake pumpkin pies

39. Dracula doesn’t rock and roll

40. Sea Monsters don’t ride motorcycles

41. Bride of Frankenstein doesn’t bake cookies

42. Robots don’t catch chicken pox

43. Vikings don’t wear wrestling belts

44. Ghosts don’t rope wild horses

45. Wizards don’t wear graduation gowns

46. Sea Serpents don’t juggle water balloons

47. Frankenstein doesn’t start food fights

48. Dracula doesn’t play kickball

49. Werewolves don’t run for President

50. The Abominable Snowman doesn’t roast marshmallows

51. Dragons don’t throw snowballs